Full time Perverted Husband and part time Smutty Writer.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
*Pinch*
Showing off.
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Manliness for you.
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This is literally one of the hottest things I’ve seen in my life. UNF.
Omfg I want her. Jesus Christ.
Reblogging cause this is increibly hot
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I so jacked off to this.
I’ve only watched this sound off… but I have to assume this was part of a dare. Also I’m amused by the library setting. Oh those quiet back corners in college.
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Pimp.
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Vajazzling on a whole different level.
I hesitate with this because of the shoulders… but I love that control box. Almost like model trains.
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Batgirl!
The trick to looking more like a cartoon is to wear a cartoon’s clothes. I especially like the built in lens flare. They could have rethought the doubling of the utility belt however.
Unfinished halloween costumes.
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He knows she’s there.
Fascinating.
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